New BMW commercial - ripe for a spoof

It's not often I come up with spoof ideas like this, and I really wish I had the video editing skills to take advantage. Unfortunately I don't , but hopefully I can describe the idea sufficient to raise a smile or two nonetheless...

The new commercial shows a mixture of archive and new footage of BMW's driven in various settings. Here's how the wording goes:

We didn't set out to be a get away car

or an art car

We didn't intend to be a part of any sub culture

or pop culture

We didn't set out to play games

or to start a religion

We just made the car

(People who know me might know where I'm going with this)...

Here's my version, with one subtle modification:

We didn't set out to be a get away car

or an art car

We didn't intend to be a part of any sub culture

or pop culture

We didn't set out to play games

or to start a religion

We just made an entire legion of assholes

Heh.